1, a good mood today, point a name ~ ~ End of messages you send students to class to tell you that? Hair done, one would give him a hair, said the teacher did a little roster. ?
2, I said, after the class do not sit with boys and boys, girls and girls sitting together with the boys to take the initiative, the proportion of men and women do not know uncoordinated it? It is always a topic that few people together, not
help you broaden your thinking.
3, after sleeping in my class members to be guided to your poor opening proved that to me, but also President signed. ?
4, sit do not speak, for a name ---- we play a game. ?
5, I generally do not admire anyone, but I found the exam too narrow my eyes, there are so many students to whom I admire, did not learn the logistics of a teacher can be on the paper A pass, but there are still people
you stay in the single digits. What I was a student shines his test paper in addition to short answer and a Glossary, the radio, answer multiple choice, and judgments of the success of the process to avoid even the correct answer to all ... ...
? 6, I treat the students to sleep, usually only one stroke, that is, up to half of the time we quietly for the classroom, so students who go to bed wake up you will find the eyes A closed eyes opened, and the teacher was gone. . . . ?
7., yet you have ignored me, is not it? . . I'm not on the course, is lonely. . ?
8, do not take their own weaknesses to compare the benefits with others, so you will be very low self-esteem to say do not tell the old man than Dengsanlun car door, but you definitely better than others, with them than the mathematical ... ... Of course, some students may not even
mathematics than others, but ... ...? 9, the students have to read more books, the book which has everything, have good food, a house, a big handsome guy, a great beauty . . . ?
10, Yanjiao are particularly shrewd real estate developers, students can learn from it. When you find a hole on this space how to do it? Buy it, the note inside the Sheung Shui, variable artificial lake, and then cover a few
around the small building, surrounded on the wall, and starting anew a very good name, is - Oriental Hawaii. ?
11, so why the Germans to keep order? If you break a red light, when you buy a house down payment is always expensive than others, others will give you 50 million Loan for 10 million credit, your home school their children to school others
fees are 8000 children to your home have to pay 10,000, who would not comply with the order? ?
12, if the students feel that intelligence is too high, I can recommend to you a very good way to lower IQ --- watching television, especially dramas. ?
13, sentimental results: the feminization of men, women aunt of?
14, what is Renzouchaliang? Is that you now see me in school and I can politely say: any teacher ah! ~ ~ ~ Ten years after you come back, see I would say: Oh, dead fat man still here ah? ?
15, who started out reform a lot of people call him, has even been said under the windowsill in his and his ancestors of the ancestors to the ancestors of the ancestors of the ancestors in an improper relationship. . . . ?
16, what are you after graduation? May be: CEO, CFO, UFO,,, what?
17, do not want an officer's civil service is not a good civil servant, just as gold is not good not just distortion. . . . ?
18, 2 major characteristics of Chinese people: do not like to tell the truth, not like the truth. ?
19, good enough for our school friends, I went to a few lectures similar institutions, when a teacher asked me how you usually are designed blackboard ah? I very much contempt to tell them: we usually have to use multimedia?
20, students, If you do nothing, you can buy to listen to Sprite, drunk, and then filling the cold water, in tian ~ an-door before he poured water into his head and shouted words: you will
insight into what is the world's fastest speed of the police. ?
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